Morbid Jewelry

I get this catalog called Signals, which is full of all kinds of random stuff, a lot of which appeals to middle-aged women who like to read and like cats (I'll totally be there in another 30 years). Of the whole catalog, there's usually like 5 things that I would ever get for myself, but it's amusing enough that I go through it every time I get it.

I just thought I would point out that on a page full of items like a bracelet with tiny bells hanging off it and a silver angel ornament is the Ashes Pendant. Yes--a silver heart pendant with a FUNNEL that you can pour art of your cremated dead husband in to.

They also offer the Pet Ashes Pendant. I love Topper a lot, but somehow I don't think I can carry him around with me on my neck when he dies.

Skulls are a big thing in fashion right now, but Signals magazine totally blows away all the hipsters and goth kids when it comes to ridiculous accessories. I'm constantly amazed at the random shit in catalogs.